So, to cope, I've been thinking a lot about all of the hilarious moments that occurred during our time in Ethiopia. Here are some of the moments that had us cracking up...
1. Andrea's Stalker in Nazret.
While in Nazaret, we had nightly debriefings in the loft area of the 3rd floor (which equated to 4 flights of stairs to climb). One night, we watched as 3 Asian men climbed the stairs. Now normally, this is not something that would/should catch anyone's attention. Well the 2nd man climbing the stairs seemed quite besotted by Andrea. So much so that he noticeable slowed his pace to the point of being passed by the 3rd man climbing the stairs. This was all quite amusing because Andrea hadn't noticed and honestly, we were so deliriously tired that everyone was laughing about it the next day. The next night at dinner, the man sat there staring again. After telling Andrea what had transpired the previous night, we went back to our rooms. Well, Andrea and I were in our room talking about the events of the day when there was a loud BANG on our door. Thinking nothing of it, Andrea showers. Moments after I get in the shower, there's another knocking on the door, followed by Geoffrey's voice. All I hear are muffled sounds and mumblings of "we're fine" and "not ok".... Well, the next thing I know, we're switching rooms. Geoffrey had seen the men hanging out outside our door as well as running up and down the hall in their tighty whities - which were black, not white btw. He was pretty uncomfortable with the situation, so a room change it is!! So now we're all settled in the new room and start debating about whether or not Sammy and Geoffrey had looked freshly showered at breakfast that day (the sheets aren't changed daily, which is fine, but we didn't particurally want to sleep in the dirty sheets of our teammates). After a much longer than needed discussion about this, we decided that yes, they had showered in the morning, so we needed clean sheets. Andrea calls downstairs and the front desk asks "HOT" or "COLD" for which, it becomes clear they thought we asked for Chai - pronounced Shy- which sounds strikingly like sheets apparently. After a while, we give up and go downstairs, only to discover the wedding party had broken up, and it appears as if the newlyweds have the room directly below us... awesome :) Well, as we discovered later on in the week, Andrea and I really did have the better deal. Poor Bindu and Kit had the room across from the Asian men and discovered a few things: 1. They smoked constantly and NO, it is not okay to smoke inside buildings in Ethiopia. They did anyway. 2. They loved to play cards in their tighty whities. 3. They brought an electric keyboard with them the Nazret Ethiopia... and played it... not well. :)
2. Buying Wonton crackers out the Bus window.
On the way to Nazaret, the bus stopped to that we could get our permit for driving into Nazaret. When we stopped, it took, oh, about 2 seconds for our bus to become surrounded. I had the pleasure of a window seat on this ride and was looking out the window and attempting to talk with the people. They immediately shoved what appeared to be some sort of odd brownish crackers into my window. So of course, I bought some. We all tried them - some liking them more than others. I thought they were pretty good, almost like Wonton noodle, but in cracker form. Beth hated hers! Apparently she got a stale one. Well, at some point, I started cracking up and my non-stale (aka flaky) crackers flew out of my mouth straight towards Sarah! Oops! About 45 min to an hour later, the bus stopped again. This time, the delicious Chocolate cookies were thrust upon us! If only we had purchased more of them! YUM!
3. Bull
While sitting on the bus outside of Tennessee Pizza, minding our own business, a bull ran into the side of our bus. It caused confusion, a few 4-letter words... and a lot of laughter
4. Donkey
On the way to Wenchi Lake, while bus Driver Sammy was deftly maneuvering us up a mountain with no guardrails, Travis and I saw it. Right in front of us. A Donkey was standing in the middle of the road. We felt the brakes, but knew it was too late. Travis starts yelling DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY and the next thing you know, we had clipped the tail end of a donkey. It apparently wasn't injured since it kept walking around as we past, but we saw it do a 180 as our bus collided with its back end.
2. Buying Wonton crackers out the Bus window.
On the way to Nazaret, the bus stopped to that we could get our permit for driving into Nazaret. When we stopped, it took, oh, about 2 seconds for our bus to become surrounded. I had the pleasure of a window seat on this ride and was looking out the window and attempting to talk with the people. They immediately shoved what appeared to be some sort of odd brownish crackers into my window. So of course, I bought some. We all tried them - some liking them more than others. I thought they were pretty good, almost like Wonton noodle, but in cracker form. Beth hated hers! Apparently she got a stale one. Well, at some point, I started cracking up and my non-stale (aka flaky) crackers flew out of my mouth straight towards Sarah! Oops! About 45 min to an hour later, the bus stopped again. This time, the delicious Chocolate cookies were thrust upon us! If only we had purchased more of them! YUM!
3. Bull
While sitting on the bus outside of Tennessee Pizza, minding our own business, a bull ran into the side of our bus. It caused confusion, a few 4-letter words... and a lot of laughter
4. Donkey
On the way to Wenchi Lake, while bus Driver Sammy was deftly maneuvering us up a mountain with no guardrails, Travis and I saw it. Right in front of us. A Donkey was standing in the middle of the road. We felt the brakes, but knew it was too late. Travis starts yelling DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY and the next thing you know, we had clipped the tail end of a donkey. It apparently wasn't injured since it kept walking around as we past, but we saw it do a 180 as our bus collided with its back end.